New Year, New Gym

New Year, New Gym

Dad, I’m considering a career in..

Dad, I’m considering a career in..

Age is just a number

Age is just a number

A woman’s hands

A woman’s hands

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow. Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday.

I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow. Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday.

Happy Valentine’s Day, My Dearest Wallet xxx

Happy Valentine’s Day, My Dearest Wallet xxx

  In our local hospital the consultants brag about having statistics that are 30% better than Dignitas.

  In our local hospital the consultants brag about having statistics that are 30% better than Dignitas.

   Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for. ~ Ogden Nash

   Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for. ~ Ogden Nash

"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget."

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

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Glasgow. The only place where Father’s Day cards are sold in packs of 5.

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