New Year, New Gym
Dad, I’m considering a career in..
Age is just a number
A woman’s hands
I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow. Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday.
Happy Valentine’s Day, My Dearest Wallet xxx
In our local hospital the consultants brag about having statistics that are 30% better than Dignitas.
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for. ~ Ogden Nash
"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget."
— Adela Rogers St. Johns
(Source: short-jokes-quotes.com)
